MERRY CHRISTMAS !!

(PS, hab dein Foto geklaut :P)

Some funny christmas cartoons

"It has nice santa's color, it has a sweet little santa in the middle, what don't you like from this new logo?"
"You have a full mustache."

Nur für dich (just for you) from Wise Guys. Thanks PS, for giving me the video!
A funny song..His expression is priceless...and watch his transformation from a dork to a cool guy.

the song starts at 01.25, be patient.. ;)



Ich bin nur für dich mit dir in Bridget Jones gegangen,
ich hab nur für dich mit dem Joggen angefangen,
ich lief nur für dich stundenlang durch diesen Park,
ich aß nur für dich fettreduzierten Früchtequark.

Ich trug nur für dich im Sommer Birkenstocksandalen,
wirklich nur für dich, ich musste die auch noch bezahlen,
ich hab nur für dich behauptet, Heidi Klum zu hassen.
Nur für dich, und trotzdem hast du mich verlassen.

Nur für dich, das hab ich nur für dich getan.
Nur für dich, du warfst mich völlig aus der Bahn.
Nur für dich, war ich treuer als Olli Kahn.
Nur für dich, das nennt man wohl Beziehungswahn.

Ich bin nur für dich auf dem Weihnachtsmarkt gewesen,
ich hab nur für dich Harry Potter durchgelesen,
ich hab nur für dich jeden Tag das Klo geputzt.
Nur für dich, und was hat mir das genutzt?

Ich hab nur für dich den Alkoholverzicht verkündet,
ich hab nur für dich meine Playboysammlung angezündet,
ich hab nur für dich sogar ein Liebeslied geschrieben.
Nur für dich, und trotzdem bist du nicht geblieben.

Nur für dich, dieses Lied war früher deins,
das ist es jetzt aber nicht mehr, denn ab heute ist es meins.
Ich hab's ein bisschen umgedichtet, und das macht mich froh.
Jetzt ist es nur für mich und geht ungefähr so:

Ich hab nur für dich gesagt, dein blaues Kleid sei nett,
das war gelogen! Dein Hintern wirkte ungewöhnlich fett!
Im Einparken bist du die größte Niete aller Zeiten!
Wenn dein Computer abstürzt, schau halt in die Gelben Seiten!

Man kann Zahnbürsten locker zwei, drei Jahre lang gebrauchen!
Sex and the City kann man in der Pfeife rauchen!
Es trinken außer dir echt nur alte Tanten Sherry,
die schönste Frau der Welt ist eindeutig Halle Berry!

Nur für dich, dieses Lied war früher deins,
das ist es jetzt aber nicht mehr, denn ab heute ist es meins.
Ich hab auch die Melodie geändert, und das macht mich froh,
ich sing's noch einmal nur für dich, denn jetzt klingt es so:
Nanananana nananananana

Ok, some simple translation (please excuse my english)

I went just for you to Bridget Jones
I started just for you jogging
I walked just for you hours through the park
I ate just for you low fat fruit quark

I wore just for you Birkenstock sandals in summer
really just for you, I had to pay for it too
I affirmed just for you that I hate Heidi Klum
Just for you, and nonetheless you left me

Just for you, I did that just for you
Just for you, you threw me off the track
Just for you, I was more loyal than Olli Kahn
Just for you, it's called delirium

I was just for you in the christmas market
I read just for you Harry Potter
I clean just for you the toilet everyday
Just for you, and what did it benefit me

I abandoned alcohol just for you
I burned just for you my Playboy collection
I even wrote just for you a love song
Just for you, and nonetheless you didn't stay

Just for you, this song was formerly yours
it is not anymore now, because starting from today it is mine
I changed (rephrased) it a little, and that makes me happy
Now it is just for me and goes like this

I said just for you, your blue dress was nice
it was a lie! Your ass looks exceptionally fat
In parking you are the greatest loser of all time
If your computer crashes, look in the yellow page!

We can use toothbrushes two, three years long
Sex and the City is pointless
Beside you, only old aunties drink sherry
the most beautiful woman in the world is clearly Halle Berry

Just for you, this song was formerly yours
it is not anymore now, because starting from today it is mine
I changed the melody , and that makes me happy
I sing it one more time just for you, because now it sounds like this
Nanananana nananananana

GYPSY

I didn't know what to wear to the christmas costume party yesterday. A friend suggested me being a zombie or a mummy, as it is quite easy. As a zombie I only needed to wear a pair of pyjamas and loads of powder on the face. And as a mummy, well, toilet paper and cellotape. But I still want to look nice! I snapped at him..

Went through my closet, trying to figure out what to wear, saw long flowing skirt, scarfs, ethnic shawl, babydoll top. Hey! the Gypsy look! Browsed the internet, found this



My attempt to create this look :



Accessorise, accessorise !!!
- 3 necklaces
- big hoop earrings
- bangle and bracelet
- dark smokey eyes
- I would like to do the red lips version too, unfortunately I don't have any red lipstick.
- headscarf is essential

At the entrance, guys were given a ribbon and he should give it to a girl, whom he thought is the most attractive. I got quite a few, so I think I must have looked quite decent :)




These ribbons matched my outfit pretty well.


Flower from some random guy

I forgot to bring my camera to the party... *sigh* So I didn't have any photos of other people's costumes. There were count dracula, sado-masochist, angels, cat girl, spiderman, transvestites, phantom of the opera, etc. I'll try to get some photos from my friend later. It was fun afterall.

WAKE UP !!

There's this friend of mine, he found out he's adopted around 2 years ago. He's always had this self image problem, he's shy, he feels he's not attractive enough, he always fails miserably in pursuing women, and until now he's never been in a relationship (he's 25, btw). The fact that he's adopted doesn't help his self esteem either, he becomes more confused. And he hates the world because people always pay attention to outer appearance.

In attempt to boost his self esteem, he's desperately looking for a girlfriend. I don't know how this supposed to help.... And in his desperation, he tends to be impatient and persistent when pursuing a girl, so he doesn't really want to take the time to know a girl's personality (he doesn't really care about appearance either), the main thing is that he achieves his 'goal' of having a girlfriend. He has even declared love on a girl he knew only for 2 days. Kind of this 'hit and run' system. Needless to say, the girl fled.

I see a sick pattern emerging :
Insecurity ---> needing a girlfriend to feel loved ---> impatience and too much persistence --> driving the girls away (they're afraid, of course!) ---> back to point zero ---> even lower self confidence.

I really can't respect this kind of people. They whine about their problems (in this case, his being adopted). Face it boy! Life is unfair, change your point of view. Be thankful that you're adopted instead of whining about it. At least you didn't have to grow up poor in an orphanage. Stop drowning in self pity, wanting things you can't have and saying "why me?" and be grateful for what you have.

And the whole "Why does nobody love me? why don't I have any gf?", is making me sick. Why should we, girls, like you, if you don't even love yourself? As I've said before, everybody has their own moment of insecurity. Stop thinking negatively about yourself and start saying to yourself in front of the mirror that you're beautiful. If you feel you're attractive, other people will feel that way too.

Honestly, I don't even think having a girlfriend will boost his self esteem. It's something you have to work from the inside, not from the outside.

If I can turn my negative point of view and look at things positively, why can't you? Maybe you can say that everybody mental strength is different, yes it's true. But you should at least TRY. Gosh, I really want to shake him and yell at him, "WAKE UP!! your problems are not THAT big!!"

Am I being mean here? I have tried to put myself in his position, imagining that I were adopted, but no matter how hard I tried to see from his point of view, I would still be grateful that my parents chose me, at least I wouldn't have to beg or grow up on the street.