You can't please everyone

1. You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak!
2. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy.
3. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid!
4..You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser!
5. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still an attention seeker
6. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're to up tight

7. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, your a frigid little bi*ch
8. You wear makeup, you're a slag. You don't wear makeup you're ugly!

The Lesson is: "YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYONE!