I met someone today and he obviously had a huge crush on me.
He: "You are a bed"
He: "So I can sleep on you"
He: "You are a house"
He: "So I can live in you"
--He held my hand and I let him..Well, to be honest, I kinda like him too--
He: "You are mini, you're a two-year-old"
He: "Because I'm 6 years old"
Yes, he's a six-year-old boy, who's apparently going to be the next Don Juan, considering the fact that he started very young :D